Friday Night Wrights: Kitty Kat Edition

Happy Friday!

It was a beautiful day with crisp cool airs and bright sunshine! The best part was having the Mom come home early from the factory. Besides her doorman skills and the fact that she's a sucker to berry treat a boy with a sweet face... she's also quite nice to nap and watch the judge shows with...!

And we did all of those wonderful things and more... some with and some without little Reufus. Please remember: All of the higher education, academic type, training people who know a lot about Reufus will tell you that there is NO need to feel GUILTY about treating us differently. In fact, it is HEALTHY.

And I like that I'm the Sweet and Well Behaved Boy, because it pays RICH! And Teuday was a Treasure!

Yes, yes... Today was the perfect day to nibble an acorn... to tear up a teeny tiny stick... to shake a leaf...

and to explore!

Hmmm... What's back here?

This was one of the Luke's favorite hideouts. I like the view; the smells are quite interesting...

And to answer the Mom's question...
I'm right HERE!
sheesh...

And now it's that special time...
Miss Khyra's FrEYEday SkEYEday!

So pretty and BLEU!!!

Wait a minute...

What O What do I see???
What's that in the fork of the tree???

Ah Oh.

I was a witness to the crime chase. The responsible party was immediately arrested and detained indefinitely, or at least until the fire department gets here.

The perp suspect was given his evening square and confined somewhat plush quarters due to the extenuating circumstances of his involvement. I'm no attorney, but here's his defense in a pecan shell:

1. The victim was trespassing on private, highly trafficked and well patrolled property in the middle of the afternoon... leading us all to wonder if said victim is more kitten than kat.
2. Defendent approached in a friendly manner.
3. Victim ran, and Defendent followed.
4. It was obvious that the Defendent really didn't want to KATch the Victim. Seriously. Very obvious!
5. And I present Exhibit R...

The Picture of Innocence

Please note that NO KITTY KAT was harmed in today's adventure. Said KITY KAT looked forelorned for about an hour but then extricated himself out of his predicament without the aid of the fire department.

And on a personal note,
Thank you for your outpouring of Support.
With Yeu by my side, I'm surely stronger!
With Yeu behind me, I'll never fall backward.
With Yeu around me, I feel LOVE. 

Campo Blanco, July 2011 Session, Part Teu

It is training night for the Reufus the Mom,so I am writing to you, fresh out of my bubble bath... I'm wrapped in my lush-us thick terry cloth bath robe as I sip my Perrier and nibble my ginger snaps! And I'm so pleased you've chosen to join me!

Welcome Back to My Adventure at Campo Blanco!
Part Teu 

As I spin my story and you paint the imagery of my tale in your mind... I think it might be fun to place faces with names, and so I present...

Our Cast of Characters
The Trolley

The Rug... The Very Washable Rug

The Sofa

Me... The Bleu

My Girlfriend... Porter!

Cousin Dakota

Cousin Buddy!

Cousin Dylan

Cousin Atlas

My New Cousin Maisy

Cousin Cane

My Brother... The Reufus
aka The Wetter

Yes.
9 Campers.

[To be fair, I should also mention that there are Characters not pictured here, and they are the Moms, the Dad, the Aunts, the Uncle, the chefs, the servers, the walkers, the exercisers, the sweet talkers, the belly rubbers and spa attendants. You might know them by the names Aunt Madison, Uncle Tom... aka Mister T and also the Mom. They did a great job making our camping experience safe and enjoyable... and I'm pretty sure they all had a great time, too!]

DAY 2. Sunday, July 3.
Outdoor Activities
We did a lot of walking, a lot of sniffing, and a lot of looking around.

We would have indulged in lots more outdoor activities, but it was hot as blazes... and with the drought, the river was very sadly... dry.

I knew all the good spots, as well as the reason we were outside in the unbearable heat.

I spent some time mentoring my young brother to recognize and seize a business opportunity when it's presented. He found the lessons a bit boring...

But he invented his own fun.

A Progressive Dinner of Deer Poop
[YUK] 

[YUM]

Looking for The Spot 

 Indoor Activities

We practiced Relaxation Techniques.


 

And here is The Rug, fresh off of the line dry... reclined and relaxed,
because The Wetter has been sequestered!

Uncle T Impersonation Contest!

Cane won, but I think we can all agree that he had a leg up on the competition!

Crime Scene Investigations

Mystery One.Two more rugs, akin to The Rug, were annointed... but the Suspect was quickly determined and arrested. The Wetter is not yet an accomplished criminal, since there were many eye witnesses.

Mystery Teu.The Mom was aghast when she got down on the floor to love on me, and she found this horrific evidence of criminal mischief... yea, destruction rendered to The Sofa.

This crime scene was fresh. The evidence was still "wet".

This investigation is pretty much a NO BRAINER,
but for the sake of creativity and suspense...

We search the area for suspects.

 We look for anyone acting guilty.

 We asked ourselves...
Wheu had motive and opportunity?
Wheu among us had a history of destructive criminal behavior?
And then we collected dental records for a match.

The Suspect: Reufus... aka The Wetter

Verdict: GUILTY!

I know it won't stretch your imagination too greatly to understand...
just how awful, embarassed, sorrowful, apologetic, regretful and yes, angry...
the Mom feels.

Please join me tomorrow for the next installment of our adventures at Campo Blanco...
when the Mom suggests that we study Upholstery
while taking a field trip to The Sofa Store!

Hopefully they studied how not to get permanently crossed off of every invitation list
in training tonight.

Just saying.

[I can't be] Wordless on Wednesday!

The five busiest things in my backyard:

1. The Reufus, of course.
and
The Arsenal

2. Super Soaker with Shoulder Stock and Scope.
3. Water Warriors Long DistanceWater Pistol.

4.Bitter End. [aka The Jade's Body Guard]
5. Cutter Mosquito Repellent.
[Yes. As dry as it is, we have mosquitos. Someone close by needs to drain a fountain or bird bath!]

Happy Wednesday...!

Wheu???

Somebody did something Sunday night. Somebody did something very bad.


Somebody chewed a 3-1/2" long hole in the floor.

Somebody must have been bored... even though there was a basket full of toys just 24" away.


Somebody must have brave... with Saint Francis watching out of the corner of his eye.

Wheu do you think that somebody was?

.....


SUSPECT #1

Or...


SUSPECT #2

The Mom has done her investigative work. Her words exactly... "an open and shut crate".  [As a cleu, only one of us showed any remorse for the destruction. And it wasn't the guilty party.]

Now please discuss it amongst yourself!

with love from