Pants smell like Buddy.
No doubt about it.
I double "checked".

Two: Uncle Craig rubs head like he understands
I way more like fisherman than fish...
Three: Dadd... "Uncle Tom" dotes on me because I am biggest hustler
(with all due respect to Buddy)
and because I am the dryest (thanks, Mom!).
Four: Might seem otherwise beyond,
but most important action is with Aunt Karen!
Her head rub says to me... "I understand you, Bleu!"!
Five: It's Luke's Birthday, and I don't want to take that away from him...
but just because he's a blog celebrity,
he don't corner the market on loving from Aunt Lisa!
Six: Front seat suits me in all matters except car rides and Buddy,
in which case, I respectfully take back seat!
But Seven: I just love it when I've got the full attention of the
(let me try to phrase this just right)
"Uncle Tom and Aunt Madison"!
{{{"Rare occasion, I'm alone for a few seconds... not to worry!
I spy with my loving eye... }}}
Eight, bestest and mostest: Maaaahmmm..., errrrr "Aunt Madison"!
Rough morning.
Iffy car ride.
You are best real and only brother I ever had,
and by far my favorite of both.
Hope most of your wishes come true!
Happy Birthday!